The lives of the ultra-powerful billionaires surrounding Silicon Valley are an immense mystery to most Americans. No one can really understand the questionable behavior, appearances, and initiatives of these all-knowing overlords that the United States is currently beholden to.
Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook’s CEO, added to the utter confusion on July 4th when he posted a video of himself on a a electric hydro-surf board holding an American flag all to the tune of John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads.”
See for yourself below:
NEW – Facebook's Zuckerberg on July 4th. Not a deepfake, but real.pic.twitter.com/zsTHGaHGWY
— Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) July 4, 2021
Many on social media were confused with the billionaire’s post, who noteably shies away from the camera unless completely necessary. https://twitter.com/user/status/1411815348693786629
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Mark Zuckerberg on the 4th of July:pic.twitter.com/9WUJHsIvKD
— Whiskey Riff (@WhiskeyRiff) July 4, 2021
More appealed for underwater attacks to put an end to it all:
— Vic 💛 (@vicsepulveda) July 4, 2021
Someone told Mark Zuckerberg to act totally normal for July 4th pic.twitter.com/795YWFigjA
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) July 4, 2021
Ultimately, the universal question for Mark Zuckerberg to answer seemed to be: why?
Mark Zuckerberg may have united the left and the right in America: just not in the way he planned. https://t.co/cBNlo8EeRS
— vasabjit banerjee (@vasabjit_b) July 4, 2021
According to the website WindFoilZone.com, a complete eFoil setup can ‘vary in price anywhere from $4,000 to $12,000’ and there are currently two major brands – Lift Foils and Flite Board.
The July 4 stunt was not the first time Mark Zuckerberg has posted videos of himself.
As Breitbart News reported, as recently as June 8 he could be seen throwing spears at wooden targets, and shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins.
The social media Master of the Universe inexplicably wore hearing protection to mark the occasion.
This wasn’t the only time Zuckerberg confused gained online ridicule for his less-than-orthodox auqatic behavior. While vacationing in Hawaii last year, odd photopgraphs leaked of the Big Tech CEO with sunscream smeared on his face, which prompted many memes from the Right comparing him to a mime and Batman’s Jocker.
There's a fresh career just waiting for Mark Zuckerberg. pic.twitter.com/o56fyyiLCY
— Ivica Milarić (@filmzadanas) July 19, 2020
Zuckerberg later tried to explain the overdone sunscreen as an attempt to disguise himself from the omnipresent paparazzi.
Author: Elizabeth Tierney
